Phyllis: You didn't decorate it?
Jim: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Jim: We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.
Dwight K. Schrute: Everyone.
Andy: Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?
Pam: Is it, is it fake?
Jim: Pam!
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die.
Jim: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: Like the spirit of Christmas!