Oscar: "The Office: An American Workplace airing on PBS next month is a documentary following the employees of Scranton's own Dunder Mifflin Paper Company!"
All: Whoo! [applause]
Nellie: "In this series, which will air starting in May, we get an in-depth look at many interesting local people. There's Kevin Malone, the Falstaffian accountant. Dwight Schrute, the head salesman forever chasing a manager position he will never get."
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: What does Josh McAuliffe know about the paper business? He works for a news...thing.