Andy: Red alert! Red alert! The reviews are in! I repeat, the reviews are in.
Oscar: What?
Andy: I just got a text from my brother. ScrantonTimesTribune.com. There's a review of the documentary!
Phyllis: [gasps] What does it say?
Andy: I don't know, Phyllis! I just got the text and started screaming, "Red Alert."
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, the alert was already set to "Red" because of Stairmageddon. You think I should set it to "Double Red"?
Andy: I think we should.