Dwight K. Schrute: There he is! [chuckles] We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but...
Clark: If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?
Clark: [sarcastically chuckling] I loved it.
Dwight K. Schrute: How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?
Clark: If it'll lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then looks like we have a deal, son.