Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1159
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Suit Warehouse
Dwight K. Schrute: There he is! [chuckles] We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but...
Clark: If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?
Clark: [sarcastically chuckling] I loved it.
Dwight K. Schrute: How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?
Clark: If it'll lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then looks like we have a deal, son.
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‘Suit Warehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family, brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that. But I knew.
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Darryl: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!
Quote from Clark
Oscar: Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.
Kevin: Hey, so how was it? I mean... the sex with Jan.
Clark: A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.