Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Target
Trevor: Is it safe to talk? Dwight K. Schrute: Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them so I think we're good. Angela: So, what are your credentials? Trevor: I started following people around to get exercise. Turns out, I'm damn good at it. Angela: Do you have a gun? Dwight K. Schrute: [snickers] Does he own a gun? Show her. Trevor: You tell me. Angela: What is this? Trevor: It's the receipt for my gun. Angela: You don't carry it with you? Trevor: Read the receipt. That's a $300 gun. Someone could steal it. Dwight K. Schrute: Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor's had stolen from him? Trevor: Now I keep it in a safe. Dwight K. Schrute: Mm-hmm. Good safe? Trevor: Oh, you tell me. [shows Dwight receipt] Dwight K. Schrute: Wow!