Phyllis: Oh, all right. God, Dwight, just ignore every instinct you have. It's all garbage, okay? You're the woman, I'm the salesman, watch what I do and try to learn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I'm a woman. [high voice] I'm a woman. Good?
Phyllis: Ms. Thomas, so good to see you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello.
Phyllis: Oh, are those your kids? They're so cute! They could be models.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you. I'm so proud of them. I carried each one of them for nine months inside of my torso and then pushed them out of my vagina.
Meredith: Boo! Weird.
Nellie: No.
Phyllis: Okay, yeah. This is a lost cause. He's hopeless.