Nellie: You support the Taliban abroad. So I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Anything else would be inconsistent.
Nellie: Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office?
Dwight K. Schrute: Absolutely, I will.
[later to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I feared Nellie had some sort of a plan but she used a ridiculous font. Huh. [in an English accent] You don't 'av a plan.