Andy: Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.
Angela: What?
Andy: He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever.
Angela: So, he's alive.
Andy: Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.
Angela: Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.
Andy: How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke... of good fortune and he is now in a better place.