Andy: You guys came. Where's everyone else?
Darryl: Back at the bus. We were locked out. Phyllis is sitting on the ground eating a dirty sandwich.
Andy: Yeah, I asked the bus driver to lock it because our stuff was in there. I guess he follows orders.
Jim: Yeah, sorry everybody else didn't come. I think they're just tired. With holes in their shoes. And they have dysentery.
Andy: Even without an audience you're still at it.
Jim: What are you talking about?
Andy: Our office has a disease. And it goes by many names. Sarcasm. Snark. Wisecracks. You take things that people care about and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes. That's what you did with this trip.