Pam: Dwight are you eating a stick?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a root you idiot.
Bert: Everyone hates you.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's really rude. I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.
Bert: What do you like? Tornadoes?
Dwight K. Schrute: Try influenza.
Bert: Oh, yeah? What's the vaccine you can take to avoid a hurricane?
Dwight K. Schrute: Open up a newspaper. Oh, look a hurricane's coming. I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark?
Bert: Try a box jelly fish.