Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Spooked
Pam: Dwight are you eating a stick? Dwight K. Schrute: It's a root you idiot. Bert: Everyone hates you. Dwight K. Schrute: That's really rude. I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true. Bert: What do you like? Tornadoes? Dwight K. Schrute: Try influenza. Bert: Oh, yeah? What's the vaccine you can take to avoid a hurricane? Dwight K. Schrute: Open up a newspaper. Oh, look a hurricane's coming. I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark? Bert: Try a box jelly fish.