Gabe: Very unprofessional, Jacques. Or, should I say, Dwight.
Jo: Let's just say I had hired this Jack Souvenir. Then what?
Dwight K. Schrute: I would have dressed this way every day, legally changed my name, learned French sign language, shown up, and been the best damn branch manager you'd ever seen!
Jo: All that for this job.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Jo: That's [beep] crazy. Get outta here. [Dwight leaves] What a nutjob.