Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in WUPHF.com
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello! Welcome to Hay Place! A place for hay. Guy: Don't forget to make a broom. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, and the Petting Zoo closes at 2:00, and the Goat Roast is at 3:00. Come on in, enjoy!