Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Whistleblower
Jo: Okay, Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: Hold that thought. I don't want to waste your time, and I wouldn't dare waste mine. I didn't do it. Now, I don't know exactly who did it, but I have a list right here... You should fire the following people. Jo: Well, I'm inclined to believe you. Dwight K. Schrute: Why would I disparage a company that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams? Jo: Yeah, I noticed you've had a great year. Good boy. You turning that money into more money? Dwight K. Schrute: Are you referring to alchemy? Jo: I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, but if you ain't investing in property, then you're dumber than a dummy. Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not dumb. I'm smart. Jo: Well, buy property. That's my advice.