Andy: Oh, Dwight. I have a little surprise for you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let me guess. You ate the bagel I gave you and loved it.
Andy: Yes! And I wanted to return the favor. I was polishing my loafers and I happened to look over and noticed that your brief case was a little worse for the wear, so a little elbow grease and she's polished right up, back up to her former glory.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wow.
Andy: Feel it against your cheek.
Dwight K. Schrute: I will.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: You give me a gift, bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere, pow! RSVP. You do me a favor, wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.