Quote from Kelly in Koi Pond
Ryan: Some of you may have noticed that I'm a kind of ill-defined, uh, relationship type of thing. Michael Scott: Okay, what do you want me to write? Ryan: Just put Kelly. Dwight K. Schrute: Is that still going on? Kelly: I will claw your tiny nose off. Dwight K. Schrute: It's on the list.