Jim: Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that, and please, for both our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.
Michael Scott: I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything, she wants me to be happy.
Jim: No, not more than anything.
Michael Scott: Okay, I have a good thing with the mom.
Jim: Don't call her "the mom."
Michael Scott: She's right on my way home from work.
Jim: Then take a different way home, man!