Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Gossip
Michael Scott: So, what is the scuttlebutt? Anybody hear anything? Nothing? Well, I got a little something something. I don't know if I should say... Pam: Just keep it to yourself then. Michael Scott: Stanley is having a midlife crisis. Dwight K. Schrute: Stanley's way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.