Michael Scott: We think a lot alike. Sometimes you will think something, and I will say what you're thinking.
Dwight K. Schrute: What am I thinking right now?
Michael Scott: Nacho chips.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. I was thinking about how the skin is the largest organ of the body.
Michael Scott: Okay. Let me just cut to the chase. I want you to fall on your sword for me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, not gonna happen.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I did fall on my sword once. I was running with it in my belt. Won't happen again.