Quote from Oscar in Blood Drive
Oscar: Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself? Angela: Oh, God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but... Oscar: I was stupid, I told him. Kevin: Was he in to you in like a gay way? Michael Scott: Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story. Oscar: He told me he wasn't gay. [everyone groans] Michael Scott: Really sad. Oscar: I'm not done yet. Michael Scott: Oh, my God. Oscar: A week later a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City." Michael Scott: Well, then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!