Oscar Quote #35
Quote from Oscar in Blood Drive
Oscar: Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?
Angela: Oh, God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but...
Oscar: I was stupid, I told him.
Kevin: Was he in to you in like a gay way?
Michael Scott: Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story.
Oscar: He told me he wasn't gay. [everyone groans]
Michael Scott: Really sad.
Oscar: I'm not done yet.
Michael Scott: Oh, my God.
Oscar: A week later a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City."
Michael Scott: Well, then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!
The Office Quotes
‘Blood Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Having trouble finding a vein?
Nurse: Yup, a little.
Dwight K. Schrute: How about now?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
Quote from Pam
Phone Salesman: Hi.
Pam: Good morning, can I help you?
Phone Salesman: Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.
Pam: I'm sorry, he's not in right now.
Phone Salesman: Really? He's never around when I come by.
Pam: Shoot.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. ... Vending machine.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: These people need love and I am going to get it for them. Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be Cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say, "Ah! I'm in love. I was hit by cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.