Jim: Of course.
Dwight K. Schrute: Get out of my way. I'll take care of this. Okay, what seems to be the problem, officers?
Officer #1: Not now, Dwight. We got a call about a disturbance?
Michael Scott: No. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.
Officer #2: Your neighbors said they heard some shouting.
Michael Scott: Yes, there was screaming, but... My girlfriend threw a Dundie at my TV. A plasma.
Officer #1: You want to press charges?
Michael Scott: Would she get into trouble?
Officer #1: Yeah, she'd be charged.
Michael Scott: I will take the fall. I did it.
Officer #2: You don't have to press charges. You could just try to be more quiet.