Michael Scott Quote #1082
Quote from Michael Scott in Dinner Party
Jim: Of course.
Dwight K. Schrute: Get out of my way. I'll take care of this. Okay, what seems to be the problem, officers?
Officer #1: Not now, Dwight. We got a call about a disturbance?
Michael Scott: No. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.
Officer #2: Your neighbors said they heard some shouting.
Michael Scott: Yes, there was screaming, but... My girlfriend threw a Dundie at my TV. A plasma.
Officer #1: You want to press charges?
Michael Scott: Would she get into trouble?
Officer #1: Yeah, she'd be charged.
Michael Scott: I will take the fall. I did it.
Officer #2: You don't have to press charges. You could just try to be more quiet.
The Office Quotes
‘Dinner Party’ Quotes
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Stanley: This is ridiculous.
Phyllis: Do you have any idea what time we get out of here?
Michael Scott: Nobody likes to work late. Least of all, me. You have plans tonight?
Jim: No, I don't. Remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we were working?
Michael Scott: Yes, I remember. Mmm. This is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am gonna call corporate. Enough is enough. I'm- God, I'm so mad! [on the phone] This is Michael Scott, Scranton. We don't wanna work. No, we don't! It's not fair to these people! These people are my friends, and I care about them! We're not gonna do it! [hangs up] Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate, and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, I think we dodged a bullet there.
Jim: I think you did.
Michael Scott: I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa. A little dinner, dancing, drinks?
Jim: Oh, I-
Michael Scott: You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.
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Michael Scott: Pam, I hope she didn't do anything to the food.
Pam: Like what?
Michael Scott: I can't prove it, but I think she might be trying to poison me.
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Michael Scott: I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself.
Jim: That's good.
Michael Scott: I wanna show you something. A lot of people in the room, you need more space voila. Right into the wall.
Jim: Wow.
Michael Scott: Sometimes, I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it. I love this TV.