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The Office: Dinner Party

413. Dinner Party

Aired April 10, 2008

Jim, Pam, Andy and Angela spend an unforgettable evening with Michael and Jan after he invites them to a dinner party.

Quote from Michael Scott

Stanley: This is ridiculous.
Phyllis: Do you have any idea what time we get out of here?
Michael Scott: Nobody likes to work late. Least of all, me. You have plans tonight?
Jim: No, I don't. Remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we were working?
Michael Scott: Yes, I remember. Mmm. This is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am gonna call corporate. Enough is enough. I'm- God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton. We don't wanna work. No, we don't! It's not fair to these people! These people are my friends, and I care about them! We're not gonna do it! Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate, and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, I think we dodged a bullet there.
Jim: I think you did.
Michael Scott: I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa. A little dinner, dancing, drinks?
Jim: Oh, I-
Michael Scott: You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.

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Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Pam, I hope she didn't do anything to the food.
Pam: Like what?
Michael Scott: I can't prove it, but I think she might be trying to poison me.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, wouldn't it be me, "Michael's former lover"?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself.
Jim: That's good.
Michael Scott: I wanna show you something. A lot of people in the room, you need more space voila. Right into the wall.
Jim: Wow.
Michael Scott: Sometimes, I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it. I love this TV.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times. And every time, we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit. He got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

Quote from Jan

Pam: So you have an office and a work space?
Jan: I do, you know. I just- I cannot create in the same space that I conduct business. I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles.

Quote from Jan

Jan: So this is the master bedroom. And these walls, they used to be, like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer so I had it painted in eggshell white.
Michael Scott: Guess what. White and eggshell white are exactly the same color.
Jan: Babe.
Michael Scott: Exactly.
Jan: [putting away a tripod-mounted camera near the bed] I thought you said that you were gonna tidy things up.
Michael Scott: Well, I-
Jan: Shame on you.

Quote from Jan

Pam: What a cute bench.
Michael Scott: Thanks. That's my bed. Jan has, uh, some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.
Jim: Really? 'Cause It seems pretty narrow and short.
Michael Scott: It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at that!
Jan: See, he fits perfectly.

Quote from Jan

Michael Scott: And I also built this table.
Jim: What is that, chestnut?
Michael Scott: No, it's either pine or Nordic cherry.
Jan: It's pine.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Jim: I'm just terrible at this stuff, so that's cool.
Jan: Really?
Pam: Yeah. Yeah, he tried to set up my Tivo for me, but then I didn't have audio for a week.
Michael Scott: If you ever need any help, I'm just a phone call away.
Jan: I bet you are.

Quote from Jan

Jan: How about we do the short tour, and then I'll start dinner?
Pam: Oh, I can help starting dinner, if you need it.
Jan: Oh, no, no, no. It's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else's done.
Pam: Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like 4:00?
Jan: You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight.
Michael Scott: When in Rome.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: How about a toast? Shall I? Here's to good friends.
Jim: Cheers.
Andy: Cheers.
Michael Scott: [drinking wine] Mmm. Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.
Jim: What was that?

Quote from Pam

Pam: I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. And it's called, "Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests." And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.

Quote from Jim

Jim: You'll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently, my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinkler.
Jan: Oh, no!
Jim: Pam, we should probably get going to see the damage.
Pam: Oh, okay.
Michael Scott: Well, you don't need two of you to do that.
Jim: That's true. Um, dinner sounded delicious. Pam, I'll see you at home. Thank you so much.
Pam: Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Jim: I don't know, because everything I own is there.
Pam: You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party.
Michael Scott: That's true. That is a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends, and we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: First name is Tom.
Jan: No, no, no. No names. No names, no rhyme no soundalikes.
Michael Scott: All right, okay. You're getting into my head!
Michael Scott: First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise. He goes on a Caribbean cruise.
Angela: I don't know.
Jim: Katie Holmes.
Michael Scott: No, but he's married to her!
Jim: Oh, Dawson's Creek.
Michael Scott: Come on! No, no, I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass.

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