Quote from Jim in Survivor Man
Jim: There are 13 people working in this office. So 13 times a year, Michael gets a cake and balloons and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. And there are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are. And the other is something inappropriate or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to Happy Birthday. And he is a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even arguably, possibly to a fault. So I think, yeah I think getting these out of the way might be productive.