Jim: I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but in the interest of revealing secrets- Oh, my god, this is gonna make your brain explode. Um. Dwight and Angela dating. Have been for six months.
Pam: No.
Jim: Swear to god. Oh, this is great. I was gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, but this is much more fun.
Pam: No, they have been dating for, like, two years. Since before your barbecue.
Jim: Wait, what? You knew. And you didn't say anything?
Pam: You didn't say anything to me.
Jim: Fair enough. Wow. We should have started dating, like, a long time ago.