Michael Scott: You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it. [later:] I know the crap out of women. I would like to apologize for all the men who thought this was a laughing matter.
Creed: Are we still discussing this? I say again, what is the big deal?
Michael Scott: Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited.
Meredith: I don't remember doing that.
Angela: What a surprise.