Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, my God. Animal stool.
Pam: Dwight, what are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Solving a mystery, if that's quite all right with you! Come to papa! Okay, ladies and gentlemen. What we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. Fortunately, I have found it before- Bat!