Creed: It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Must really have you thinking.
Creed: About what?
Michael Scott: The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.
Creed: Ed was decapitated.
Michael Scott: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Really?
Creed: He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop, it snaps right off.
Michael Scott: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart.
Creed: You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're thinking of a chicken.
Creed: What did I say?