Quote from Creed in Grief Counseling
Creed: It's a real shame about Ed, huh? Michael Scott: Yeah. Must really have you thinking. Creed: About what? Michael Scott: The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that. Creed: Ed was decapitated. Michael Scott: What? Dwight K. Schrute: Really? Creed: He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop, it snaps right off. Michael Scott: Oh, my God. Dwight K. Schrute: That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. Creed: You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. Dwight K. Schrute: You're thinking of a chicken. Creed: What did I say?