Jan: [o.s., answering phone] Hello?
Dwight K. Schrute: Is this Jan?
Jan: Who is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: This is Dwight Schrute. [Jan sighs] I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
Jan: You should talk to Michael and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's about Michael.
Jan: What about him?
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
Jan: It's not about a surprise party, is it?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, but we should discuss that another time.