Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Drug Testing
Michael Scott: Okay, attention, everyone! The drug testing has been cancelled. Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection. Dwight K. Schrute: No, you can't do that. Michael Scott: I can do that. It is my office! Dwight K. Schrute: No, you cannot. It has to be official and it has to be urine.