Pam: Hey, Dwight? My friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with.
Dwight K. Schrute: Nice.
Pam: One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short and blond and perky and kind of judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
Dwight K. Schrute: Does he have access to their medical records?
Pam: Um...