Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Performance Review
Michael Scott: Okay, Dwight, leave. Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, I would like to discuss my raise. Michael Scott: Why on earth would we give you a raise? Dwight K. Schrute: That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Let me bring up one word. Dedication. I have never been late. Also, I have never missed a day due to illness, even when I had walking pneumonia. I even come in on holidays. Michael Scott: You do? How do you get in? Dwight K. Schrute: I have a copy of your key. Jan: That's a serious offense.