Trevor: If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.
Oscar: What the hell, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: See ya later, Trevor.
Oscar: You are incorrigible!
Dwight K. Schrute: I just saved your life. You're welcome!
Oscar: [to Angela] You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!
Angela: You deserved every bit of it! You made my husband gay.
Oscar: What- What I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is gay. And he was gay when you married him!
Angela: No. No.
Oscar: Angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead, I won't stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.
Angela: Well, are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.
Oscar: Angela, it's a lead freaking pipe.
Angela: God! [kicks Oscar]
Oscar: Aah!
Angela: You were supposed to be my friend.