Quote from Jim in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen, I'm a very busy man. Let's get right down to business. Jim: Okay. Dwight K. Schrute: Jo is coming later today. I cannot have a subordinate trying to make me look stupid. Okay? I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior. Jim: I promised other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so... Dwight K. Schrute: Don't make me fire you. Jim: You can't fire me. You're acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers. Dwight K. Schrute: Don't make me pre-fire you. Jim: You wouldn't dare. Dwight K. Schrute: Watch this. You're pre-fired. And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired. Jim: [quietly] If you get promoted, and if you haven't fallen in love with me by then. Dwight K. Schrute: What?