Quote from Jim in WUPHF.com
[Jim sits at his desk and phones Gabe with his doctored audio of Jo ready:] Gabe: [answering phone] Gabe Lewis. Jo: Now listen here, Gabe, you're too fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat. I made some changes to my book. See if you like them. Gabe: Well, Jo- Jo: Now, I love reading and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard. Chapter One. I was born, not into luxury, nor poverty. But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Street and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my paper round. Jim: [opens door to Gabe's office] All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'cause I really think I made good use of my day. Oh, sorry. Jo: I have always been a fighter. And fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard-