Dwight K. Schrute: I stole the guest list from Jim's desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family.
Michael Scott: Get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: Oh, my God, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.
Michael Scott: There's... a name.
Dwight K. Schrute: Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.
Michael Scott: Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, she's really into mountain biking but not so much lately.
Micheal: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.
Michael Scott: Is that all you have on her?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.
Michael Scott: Okay, you're an idiot.