Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Promotion
Dwight K. Schrute: [in Jim's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint. Jim: I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about? Dwight K. Schrute: You! Jim: Okay. Just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously. So... When did this happen? Dwight K. Schrute: One minute ago. Jim: Okay. And how do you feel? Dwight K. Schrute: Angry. Jim: All right. Did he hit you? Dwight K. Schrute: No. Jim: Did you cry? Dwight K. Schrute: No. Jim: Did you feel like crying? Dwight K. Schrute: No. Jim: I'm just gonna write "held back tears." Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, stop writing that. That is not true. Jim: If you stop crying, I'll stop writing it. Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not cr- Uh!