Michael Scott: You know what? Okay. Okay. I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. You ready?
Oscar: What are you doing?
Michael Scott: I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch us, Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go.
Oscar: No.
Michael Scott: We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend.
Oscar: I'd rather not.
Michael Scott: And I just don't care who sees it. Doesn't bother me.
Oscar: I really- I really would rather not.
Michael Scott: Come here, friend.
Oscar: I'd really rather not.
Michael Scott: You're my friend.
Oscar: No! No! I don't want to touch you. Ever considered that? You're ignorant and insulting and small.