Quote from Oscar in Gay Witch Hunt
Michael Scott: You know what? Okay. Okay. I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. You ready? Oscar: What are you doing? Michael Scott: I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch us, Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. Oscar: No. Michael Scott: We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend. Oscar: I'd rather not. Michael Scott: And I just don't care who sees it. Doesn't bother me. Oscar: I really- I really would rather not. Michael Scott: Come here, friend. Oscar: I'd really rather not. Michael Scott: You're my friend. Oscar: No! No! I don't want to touch you. Ever considered that? You're ignorant and insulting and small.