Pam: [on answer machine] Hey, Jim, it's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back. [beep]
Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator. [beep]
Sudoku. Level, moderate. Time, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert. [beep]
I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is- Okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would have happened. So, thank you. [beep]
Hey, what's that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe. [beep]
Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early and I'm not messing this up. So, I'll see you tomorrow. [beep]
Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.