Pam Quote #38
Quote from Pam in The Carpet
Pam: [on answer machine] Hey, Jim, it's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back. [beep]
Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator. [beep]
Sudoku. Level, moderate. Time, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert. [beep]
I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is- Okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would have happened. So, thank you. [beep]
Hey, what's that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe. [beep]
Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early and I'm not messing this up. So, I'll see you tomorrow. [beep]
Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.
The Office Quotes
‘The Carpet’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh... No. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."
Quote from Pam
Pam: Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get 10 vacation days a year and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. And this year I got to the third week in January.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.