Rusty Quote #66
Quote from Rusty in Hoosier Maid
Rusty: He's just gonna have to move in with you.
Mike: He can't move in with me. We don't have any room. Brick still has three more years of high school, Sue's always there, and Axl's about to graduate college, so you know he's coming back.
Rusty: Clearly, we're at an impasse. So there's only one logical thing to do. Bryan, you've been awfully quiet back there. This affects you, too, you know.
Mike: We're not letting a stranger decide what we do with our dad.
Rusty: You don't want to send Dad to war. You don't want to consult with Bryan. [Sighs] You're just like Mr.
Negative.
Bryan: You... You know, my uncle likes the place he's at... Twilight Estates Assisted Living. Food's decent, and they take Medicare.
Mike: Oh, yeah? I don't know. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to take a look.
Rusty: That is not how you break a tie, Bryan. That's a whole new idea. Now we're right back to where we started.
Mike: Don't mind Juan.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hoosier Maid’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: Now, listen. I got something that'll solve this whole deal. We send all the old people to war. We need somebody to fight the wars, and old people, they need something to do. They're gonna die soon anyway. This way, they go out with a real sense of purpose.
Mike: Yeah. We're not sending Dad to war.
Rusty: Well, I don't see any other option.
Mike: Really? You don't see any other option?
Rusty: Look, we'd all like to think peace would work, but I don't see it happening in our lifetime.
Quote from Big Mike
Rusty: Dad's all better now.
Big Mike: Yeah.
Rusty: He pooped! [laughs]
Mike: You what?
Big Mike: Yeah, the darndest thing is something was gumming up the works. So don't go eyeballing my microwaves. I've still got a few miles left on me.
Mike: So, you're perfectly fine? You went to the john, and now you have no trouble walking at all?
Big Mike: Feel better than ever. [dances] [chuckles] Just like I told you, son. You don't have to worry about me. When the time comes, I'll just walk out into the woods, lie down, and die.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. This is life-changing.
Mike: What'd we win?
Frankie: Free maid service twice a week for a month.
Mike: And I let myself get a little bit excited.
Frankie: No, Mike, you don't get it. I have been fighting a losing battle with this house since we moved in, and now someone who is not me is gonna come in here and clean. I mean, our house is gonna have a pine scent at the end of the day, and not from someone spilling the bottle by accident.
Mike: Yeah, we're not doing it. I don't like the idea of some stranger poking around in my stuff.
Frankie: You listen now and you listen good. I'll get rid of you before I get rid of her.
Mike: Fine. Just don't get anybody friendly.