Axl Quote #875
Quote from Axl in Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
Hutch: Axl, hey, can you come here for a second?
Axl: Ah, you just got to jiggle the faucet. Nothing ever works in this house. I'm thinking about filling out a comment card.
Hutch: Uh... It's not the faucet. There's something in your backyard. [thunder crashes]
Axl: Oh! Damn it! It's that stupid trick-or-treater.
Hutch: Or maybe... It's the real Grim Reaper.
Axl: It is not the real Grim Reaper. I'll handle this. [bangs on the window] Get off my lawn! God! What is it with this guy? He's just standing there like...
Hutch: Like the real Grim Reaper?
Axl: It is not the real Grim Reaper. It's Halloween. Obviously, it's a costume. If it were any other night, it could be the real one.
Hutch: Or it's the perfect night for him to go out, 'cause no one would suspect that he's the actual Angel of Death! [thunder crashes] [both scream] Damn, I wish I was back in Chicago. See, everybody thinks big cities are scary, but all the really messed-up stuff happens in the country. D-did he just come closer? [thunder crashes] Is he staring at us?
Axl: I don't know. I can't see his face.
Hutch: Does he even have a face?!
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‘Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: I can't live like this anymore!
Brick: [imitating Rod Serling] Meet Frankie Heck... a normal housewife in a normal town in the normal state of Indiana. But on this Halloween, she's about to find out that things are anything but normal.
Mike: Okay, Brick, we get it. You're Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone.
Brick: [normal voice] Not even close. I'm Rod Serling from Night Gallery. Less popular, but in my opinion, more nuanced.
Mike: Well, whoever you are, be him somewhere else.
Quote from Brick
Brick: I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need to know something. How old was your husband when he died?
Cynthia: Oh, my husband's not dead. When I said he was gone, I meant he's at a conference in Sweden. He's the world's foremost authority on fonts.
Brick: I am? I mean, he is?!
Mike: Thanks very much. Glad your husband's not dead.
Brick: Uh, h-hold on. I have to ask you one more thing. Have you and your husband ever "done it"?
Cynthia: Well, we do have four beautiful children. [door closes]
Brick: Yes! Yes! Did you hear that, Dad? Four times. That's one more than you and Mom.
Mike: Congratulations, Brick. Future you is quite the ladies' man.
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Brick: [v.o.] [imitating Rod Serling] Under the light of a full moon, a midwest housewife undergoes a frightening transformation, and the monster becomes the monstee. Or are we all just one egg away from being a Glossner?