Brick Quote #694
Frankie: [v.o.] So, after 3,000 flushes with no results, Brick turned to where every kid goes when he needs guidance... YouTube.
Randy Poteat: [on video] Hey, y'all. I'm Randy Poteat of Tahlequah, Oklahoma, and I'm gonna show you how to properly clean a bathroom.
Woman: [o.s.] [on video] Randy, dinner!
Randy Poteat: [on video] I'm making another video for the YouTube! Uh-oh. This here is mildew, the enemy of every bathroom.
[later, as Brick uses a brush on the tiles:]
Randy Poteat: [on video] While cleaning, you may discover loose grout. Loose or flaking grout must be replaced. Ignoring this step could lead to... black mold. To learn more about replacing grout, go to lesson three.
[later, Brick uses a screwdriver to chip away at the grout:]
Randy Poteat: [on video] While removing this grout, you may identify some loose tiles. Uh-oh. [tiles clink] To repair loose tiles, go to lesson four.
[later, Brick is wearing goggles as he hits the tiles with a hammer. Most of the tiles suddenly fall off in one motion. Brick places his hammer down, stands up and cloes the shower curtain.]
The Middle Quotes
‘The Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.