Mike Quote #350
Quote from Mike in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
Mike: Brick, what did I say to you out by the lake?
Brick: Well, first you said, "pretty great, huh? "For the love of God, you're reading again. I thought we left the book back at the campsite," and then I said-
Mike: I don't need the minutes. What was the point I was making?
Brick: If you don't know, how am I supposed to?
Axl: Kabam! I just sunk your yahtzee.
Mike: Brick, what did I tell you about not burying your head in a book?
Brick: I looked at the lake.
Mike: It's not just about looking at the lake one time, Brick. The lake is a symbol. It's about... Participating in life, being part of the family, noticing what's around you. There are amazing stars up there if you ever looked at 'em. I thought you got that.
Brick: Oh. Apparently not. [looks back at book]
Mike: All right, you know what? Fine. You wanna read? Go to your tent.
Brick: Okay.
Frankie: Yeah, great punishment, Mike. You're sending him to a more comfortable place to do what he's already been doing.
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.