Sue Quote #1000
Frankie: So, you're gonna want to pace yourself. We have all night. And the most important thing is not to drink on an empty stomach. That means we're gonna want to layer. We need to make a nice, cozy bed of absorbent food layers for the booze to rest on.
Sue: Got it. Oh, and don't let me forget... It's a big thing here that on your 21st birthday, everybody kisses the East Indy dragon statue. It's one of our oldest traditions, dating back to the '80s, so, obvi, I got to do it.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.