Frankie Quote #1920
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: [v.o.] It doesn't matter what galaxy you're in, fathers and sons will always battle, but sometimes victory is won with strategy and not strength.
[As Mike sits down to watch the game, Brick stands in front of the screen wearing all of Mike's Colts memorabilia and sipping from his travel mug]
[cut to Mike and Brick at the convention again:]
Mike: Give me a pop... in a special-edition collector's cup. And one of those, uh, Menenjula Twin tote bags.
We can always use another blue bag, right? [Brick chuckles] [to a guy in a costume] Hey. Any idea what size that light bulb is?